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Valentine Mirror Card
£14.75
Arrives at your doorstep in 3-5 business days.
Greetings Cards never go out of fashion in matters of love. Here’s a surprise mirror card for your valentine which is guaranteed to make them blush.
The front of the card says: 'Who stole my heart?'
Inside the card (with an attached mirror) says: ‘Oh. It's YOU! I forgive you because you're the cutest thief on the planet. Happy Valentine's Day.’
Specifications: Size of the card: 17*25 cm The greeting card is elegantly wrapped in an envelope and packaged carefully to keep the mirror inside it safe. Note: This is a pre-packaged gift and cannot be customized.
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Valentine Countdown Letters
£18.75
We all know that one person who is easily excited about every occasion - especially Valentine's Day. Apart from our respect, they people deserve something more - a bunch of countdown letters, each leading to the 14th of February.
Each letter is numbered so that they can open the first letter on the 8th of Feb, the second on the 9th, and so on. You can choose to have the entire bunch sent to the special one or hand one letter yourself each day!
Sample content on letter 1: Happy Valentine's Week! 6 Days to go.
The most romantic time of the year is here again! Well, every moment spent with you counts as a romantic time but there's something a little extra special in the air during February, don't you think? And what better way to celebrate the start of Valentine's week than with a letter?
SIX DAYS TO GO!! In six days, you will officially be my Valentine for life. Or at least for the year. Or maybe least for a day if you can't stand the idea of bearing with me for so long... (contd)
Sample content on letter 2: Hey again,
Five days to go for d-day! Or should I say V-day!
I hope you woke up feeling great about Valentine's week, especially after yesterday’s letter from me. I do have that effect on people after all!
So I considered buying a genie lamp to make all your wishes come true. I must have rubbed over 600 lamps so far and the only thing that came out was a spider and some dust (you can never trust things from China). But hey, if nothing works out, I'll be happy to be your genie, master. As long as you don't ask for my credit card... (contd)
Sample content on letter 3: Hi again,
Here we go again – another letter!
4 days to go for Valentine's Day (not like you, of all people, need a reminder).
By now you must have figured out that this ‘letter ritual’ is going to continue everyday till the special day. In case you aren’t particularly enjoying these letters, too bad. The letters are enjoying seeing you every day and like the way you smile on seeing them... (contd)
Sample content on letter 4: Hey (again),
It’s just THREE days to go!
I tried kidnapping Ricky Martin to wake you up this morning and sing 'Un, dos, tres Un pasito pa'lante María.' But that plan didn't work out so you might want to consider playing it on Youtube instead.
I hope you’ve decided your plans Valentine's Day by now – what you're going to be wearing, the number of gifts you are getting me, the songs you will song for me, the fake surprised expressions you will make when I ask you to be my Valentine, etc... (contd)
Sample content on letter 5: Hey (again),
Just 2 days to go! So I have decided to buy you a hot air balloon to take you on a trip around the world in. I have started blowing the balloon since this morning and I am about .3% through. At this rate, I will have it ready in no time.
Do you have any idea how excited I’m getting about Valentine's Day?
Imagine a hungry monkey, swinging from tree to tree, who just got access to an unlimited amount of bananas forever. THAT excited!... (contd)
Sample content on letter 6: *Clears Throat*
Happy Valentine's Day to you,
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU,
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY CRAZY, DAISY, SUPER LAZY PERSON
Happy Valentine's Day to yoouuuu!... (contd)
Sample content on letter 7: The day is finally here! Happy Valentine's Day, my Valentine!
I have written to the International Nobel Prize Committee to create a special award for Cuteness and to make you the first deserving recipient. You can thank me at the award ceremony if and when it happens.
But now, in the sincerest way possible, I want you to know that I love you a lot more than I can possibly express through these letters, words, or gestures... (contd)
Note: This is a pre-packaged standardised gift and cannot be customised.
Valentine Countdown Card
£13.00
Is your loved one super-duper-ultra-whooper excited about Valentine's Day? Here's an interactive card to make them keep a count of the number of days left to Valentine's Day.
The card is complemented with a piece of chalk you can scribble ever day with.
Content on the cover: __ Days Left
Inside content: For me to ask if you'd like to be my Valentine
Valentine Contract
Send your loved one a formally packaged envelope comprising a hilarious contract binding him/her into being your Valentine for life.
Within the contract you will find a list of funny terms to be fulfilled by the recipient. Failure to complete the contract card under the hereto terms and agreements set forth by the court of Oye Happy will result in some pretty dire consequences.
Here's a sample of the kind of questions your Valentine you will have to answer in the contract:
What would you like the client to do for you as a gesture of undying love? () Climb a moderately sized mountain () At least climb a flight of stairs () Share their phone’s password () _____________________________
Duration of the agreement beyond which it will automatically be deemed void. 2-min Maggi-- -- -- -- 24-hours- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Next V.Day-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Rest of my life (Contd. in the contract)
Specifications: The size of the contract- 6.25 x 8.75 inches Note: This is a pre-packaged standardised gift and cannot be customised.
Next day delivery is available for this gift to over 600 pin codes in metro cities across India, for an extra charge. Please check the availability of priority shipping on the Shipping Details page. In the rare case that we are unable to deliver on the committed date, the priority shipping charges will be refunded.
Valentine Butterfly card
On Valentine’s Day, every partner deserves to be more romantic and cheesier than a margarita pizza. Let us help you become that with a greeting card that’s going to melt your Valentine like a slab of butter on hot toast.
This card has a beautiful butterfly hidden inside. Once opened, it flutters out on its own. It is known to kill with its cuteness.
Content on the cover - I have butterflies in my stomach
Inside content - Just at the idea of asking you to be my Valentine
Specifications: Size of the card – 12 x 17 cm The card has to be opened with a mild jerk for best results. Sometimes, the butterfly tends to get tired during the shipment journey. If possible, we request you to open the card when you receive it and twist the butterfly’s tail the same way you rotate a key to recharge it. Once you’ve completed the motion 40-50 times, place it inside the card and close it.
Up With You
£18.50
- Surprise a loved one (and their fridge) with a really unique magnet inspired by 'Up' movie. The magnet is complemented with 2 pictures so that you can easily change them when you get bored.
- The pictures can be uploaded in the order form AFTER the payment page.
- Approximate size of the magnet: 6.7 inches X 3.6 inches
- Size of the pictures: 2 X 1.6 inches
Tree for My Mom
£21.25
- Let the gift for your mom help create a greener and a better earth. Sponsor the plantation and maintenance of a tree on your Mother's behalf to celebrate a special occasion.
- The trees are planted by a certified social organisation which has planted over a million trees so far.
- Your Mother gets a customised certificate and a letter authenticating the plantation of the tree and the location of the same.
- She can use the code on the certificate to find the exact location of her tree on the organisation’s website.
Travel Wooden Rakhi
£13.50
Get your brother a rakhi he won’t throw away the next day. Why get him an ordinary rakhi when you can get a classy bracelet with mountains engraved on it.
Specifications: Rakhi material: Mango wood Thread material: Suede Diameter - 2.5 x 2.5 cm Packaging - Paper gift box Size of the box: 32.5 x 15 x 3.5 cm
Travel Thoughts Postcards
- This idea was conceptualised by a product scientist who has only 2 passions - travelling and writing. If you're someone who shares the same passions or knows someone who does, meet one of our most beautiful creations.
- Places, like people, have different personalities. And different places often remind us of different people - it may be a childhood friend you're no more in touch with, that old relationship which once meant the world to you or just that weird cousin who was once inseparable from you.
- Like any postcard, this one has 2 sides too. On one side there's a sketch of the world map so that you can mark the country/continent you're writing from. On the other side there's space to write your letter to that person you're think of and fill in the address.
- If you plan to gift these postcards to a fellow travel enthusiast, the package comes with instructions which says:
For someone who loves travelling and enjoys writing at the same time, this one's for you. The next time you're in an amazing place and immediately think of someone, just pick one of the postcards, mark your location on the map, scribble your thoughts and post it. Sometimes, an actual letter works way better than tagging them on an online post. We know you agree.
- Total number of postcards - 15. All of them are packaged neatly in a card.
Travel Pins
If travel means love, here’s something that loves you back. Pick 5 of your most favourite places in the world and use these magnets to serve as a nostalgic reminder of the wonderful places you’ve been to.
The package includes a magnet that says ‘Oh the places I’ve been to.’ Complementing it are 5 blank location magnets and a marker pen for you to scribble the places with.
It also includes a magnetic board so that you can hang it in your room, cubicle or anywhere else you like.
Specifications: Size of the magnetic sheet: 6 x 6 inches Approximate size of the pin: 3 x 1.5 inches
Travel Countdown Magnet
Do you know someone who actively, madly, and possessively counts the days left to travel? Gift that travel-enthusiast in your life a magnet they can use as a countdown to the number of days left to travel.
The magnet is complemented with a rewritable marker pen for them to write the destination with.
Specifications: Size of the magnet: 2.9 x 4.1 inches
Travel Addict Mug
How excited is your loved one about vacations? If the answer is 'VERRYYY' - this mug's just for them. The mug is complemented with a free marker pen that your loved one can use to write about their next vacation and keep the travel excitement alive.
Created by our coolest illustrators, this travel coffee mug has a capacity of 330ml. The mug is re-writable and microwave safe.
The mug is safely and neatly packaged inside a gift-wrapped cardboard box. A free marker pen is added to the package as well.
Tiny Birthday Mail
£17.25
When you’re not able to pick just one gift for that special Birthday person, get this entire party in a miniature mailbox. From chocolates to balloons, this surprise box has everything that makes a Birthday special.
The mailbox comprises a birthday badge, chocolates, balloons, and 5 postcards.
The content on the postcards is as follows: Others May Get Old On Their Birthday, You Only Happen To Get More Awesome! May You Live So Long That Birthday Candles Stop Fitting On Your Cake. Happy Birthday! You're One Of The Only People Whose Birthday I Remember Without Facebook Notifications. I Wanted To Gift You The Eiffel Tower But It Didn't Fit Inside This Box. But It Is The Thought That Counts, Right? May All Your Birthday Wishes Come True - Including The Illegal Ones.
Specifications: Size of the gift box: 4 x 2.75 x 1 inches
Tiny Birthday Magnets
£16.00
A pack of 4 birthday magnets for the special occasion of your loved ones.
The 4 magnets are rainbow, party hat, gift, and cupcake shaped. The cupcake magnet has it’s my birthday written on it.
Specifications: The magnets are made with durable acrylic and are packaged beautifully in the designed paper. This is a standard product and cannot be customised.
Next day delivery is available for this gift to over 600 pin codes in metro cities across India, for an extra charge. Please check the availability of priority shipping on the Shipping Details page.
Tied and Tested
£36.25
Designed for couples who take their playtime very seriously. If you and your partner haven’t indulged in it before, then handcuffs are likely to may make things awkward at first. It’s why we’ve added a slave contract too.It’s a playful way to introduce the concept of handcuffs and blindfolds. The contract, to be signed by both of you, specifies a list of Dos and Donts for both the master and the slave and to establish a few consensual rules. PS: The actual contract is a lot more playful and entertaining than it sounds.The kit includes 3 gifts – A pair of handcrafted black leather handcuffs, a satin blindfold, and a slave contract.Specifications:The products are discreetly packaged in a gift box and the ingredients are not mentioned on the box.The handcuffs are crafted in high-quality leather in a socially compliant facility.
Window Frame - white premium
£26.25
Hopping on the 'how it started & how it's going' trend, may we present the funniest and cutest gift for the special person in your life.
Each side of the frame is personalized with a photo you share. Just click on the 'Customize Now' button to get started.
Specifications: Frame size (without glass): 22 x 30.2 cms
The Prank Combo
£25.25
Get this prank combo for your friends (or enemies) for a good laugh and lots of witty jokes. The combo includes:
Box of Good Intentions: If you’re one of the firm believers of the philosophy – It’s the thought that counts – then here’s the perfect hamper of the most thoughtful gifts on the planet.
If you’re one of the firm believers of the philosophy – It’s the thought that counts – then here’s the perfect hamper of the most thoughtful gifts on the planet.
The gifts have been handpicked and designed by the Nobel Prize winners of Laziness. We guarantee that the recipient will never forget you in the next 7 lives (or 9 if you’re gifting it to a cat).
The gifts include: 1. Dumb Bells (cotton buds) Because the journey of every Schwarzenegger begins with exercise and good spelling skills
2. Hands-Free (Rubberband) Limited Edition Pro-Biotic Hands-Free with Micro-Flexible Technology TM (We’re serious!)
3. Anti Depressants 20 MG (bubble wrap) Not safe for children below 13 years of physical or mental age. Kindly do not swallow.
4. Hair Dryer (balloon) World’s first eco-friendly hairdryer after hurricanes (but would you rather stand in a hurricane than use this?)
5. Pollution Mask (cloth clip) Can also be used to avoid snoring, repel bad dates, hang clothes and get a free nose job
6. Emergency Flash Light (matchsticks) Meant for one-time use only. Don’t waste it on a cigarette. If you want to burn your office however…
7. Bullshit Protector (earplugs) Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Now wear these and read it again. You won’t hear a thing.
8. iPod (matchbox with a marble inside) Please do not attempt to make it at home. If anybody could, Steve Jobs wouldn’t be famous.
9. Zombie Protection Kit (rubber band gun with paper bullets) Made in China. Highly lethal. Banned in most countries (except the USA).
Box Of Insults: Nothing gives happiness more than insulting your friend. If you agree, you’ve come to the right page. Show your immense love for your best friend with this crazy box of insults. This is to make sure that even when you’re not around or too busy to come up with creative insults, the box can do your job on your behalf.
The box has 21 insults written by the most sarcastic Happiness Scientists. Some of our favourite ones are:
The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it. To make you laugh on Saturday, I need to tell you a joke on Wednesday. You’re so ugly when you look in the mirror, your reflection looks away. I thought of you today. It reminded me to take the garbage out. No, I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
Dead Lizard Prank : Know someone who’d rather die than get close to a reptile? Prank them with a fake lizard (which looks anything but fake) hidden neatly inside a quirky gift box.
Oye Happy is not responsible for any loss of life, property, or relationship caused by this surprise. We, however, take full responsibility for the laughter that follows.
No animals were hurt in the making of this gift. One of our Happiness Crew members stubbed a toe while packing it though.
Specifications: Box of insults size: 4 x 2.75 inches
The Naughty Briefcase
£74.00
Specifications: Size of the briefcase: 11.6 x 3.5 inches The 3-digit code will be emailed to you after the order has been dispatched. Naughty invite: A5 Date Coupons: 6.5 x 4.75 inches Slave Contract: 6 x 8.5 inches Naughty Spinwheel Magnet: 6 x 6 inches Kink-O-Meter: 4.5 x 2.9 inches Naughty To-do List: 6.25 x 5.25 inches Mirror Card: 7 x 10 inches 60 Second Challenge: 5 x 3.75 x 1 inches Our Dirty Secret: 4 x 2.75 x 1 inches Kissathon: 4 x 2.75 x 1 inches Saucy Spins: 6.5 x 6.5 x.2.75 inchesHandcuffs: Leather
The Miracle Box
- If you have single friends who can use a laugh, send them this specially designed emergency box with a condom inside it.
- The 5 inches X 5 inches box can be hung on a wall or kept in a cubicle.
- The product has been designed as a witty gift. The frame used is acrylic and shouldn’t actually be broken (unless the emergency becomes too dire).
- The color of the frame may vary among red, white, black and cream, based on stock availability.
The Happy Mug
£19.75
Know someone so much that you can write a book on them? If not a book at least get them a personalised photo mug professionally designed with things that define the person.
All you have to do is answer a bunch of questions about them, share a photo, and let our team handle the rest. The details can be shared in the order form after the payment page.
Questions include details such as their nickname, hobbies, favourite food, birthplace, most used dialogue, etc.
Specifications: The capacity of the mug: 330ml.
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